vanghoul's Blog

Male, 39, US

Sometimes...I worry about zombies.

Member For: 8 months, 2 weeks
Posts: 75
Top Post By vanghoul (1 thumbs up):

I dedicate this to any fellow vegans and vegetarians.

The sight of blood makes me faint.
The smell of brains makes me ill.
I love carrots, i love beans
show me sprouts and i'll eat my fill.

My ghoulish howl is not meant for you.
No need for fear or anguish.
It's not flesh that I am craving,
I'm looking for a tofu sandwich.

Down the alleys I wander.
I grunt and groan and shuffle.
I'm an undead vegetarian.
I sure would love a truffle.

- from the topic: Vegetarian Zombie

Recent Posts by vanghoul:

Re: zombie jesus

August 29, 2008 by vanghoul

As an artist I can appreciate the technique. I cannot, however, condone the treatment of the subject. Just me, dude, and never, ever disrespect his mother.

Re: Library of the Living Dead Zombology

August 24, 2008 by vanghoul

Seriously....there is either more than one Dr. Pus or he has some sort of magic stopwatch that stops or slows time. 'cause I can't get done everything I need to do in one day and I don't have to run a dental practice on top of it.

Dr. Pus, the Gold Watch & everything........ I think i just showed my age.

Re: The Ballad of Mike D

August 13, 2008 by vanghoul

hahahahaha!!!! Excellent movie!

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

What's that make us?

Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Re: Episode #55 is ready now!

August 9, 2008 by vanghoul

If someone has a pic of badhammer , they could post it and I sure could have some fun retouching it into something we could all enjoy.

Re: 8-Bit Zombie - Grr Arr

August 9, 2008 by vanghoul

I have this for the Wii. Also the little "gun" thing whatever controller (the controller is not as cool as you might think) Unfortunately, I don't find time to play. However, nice job on the reviews.

Re: The Ballad of Mike D

August 9, 2008 by vanghoul

Thanks for the compliments gang....see, you can never trust a bored retoucher with your pictures. Look out, you never know if you could be next! I think I spotted a pic of Zak on the forum somewhere...hahahahahahahaha. Now if I could only use my power for good.

The Ballad of Mike D

August 1, 2008 by vanghoul

Mike D wanted to run in a race,
but he slipped and fell on his face.
He split open his head,
folks thought he was dead,
but he finished with style and grace.

His condition was shocking to some,
for a zombie Mike D had become.
He said "I won't fret"
"I'll just surf the net"
"and damn is this poem ever dumb!"

Re: Episode #53 is now ready for download!

June 30, 2008 by vanghoul

I am currently listening to the episode and decided to stop and let you know that your music choice for that Letters from the Dead did not go unnoticed.
Awesome!!!

Re: Horrifying

June 28, 2008 by vanghoul

It is hard to make sense of such a tragedy. And sometimes harder to believe we have the strength to get through them. Life is precious. Hang in there. Support or Escape we'll be here.

Re: lousy limericks

June 22, 2008 by vanghoul

The zombies came and ate me
while I was fast asleep.
Now I lay here moaning
and counting zombie sheep.

Re: Kid's Book

June 22, 2008 by vanghoul

Nah!!!cause when the Zombie plague comes and somebody's kid gets eaten they'll be the first to say "Damn you people!!! If there had been a children's book that I could have read to Timmy to teach him about zombies he might still be alive today!!!" or at least dead...err... and , um not ...uh undead".

Re: The Funeral

June 19, 2008 by vanghoul

GREAT! so short yet you had
time to throw in that creative little bathwater analogy.
Horror fiction for the A.D.D. club.

Re: Kid's Book

June 19, 2008 by vanghoul

C'mon.....2 friends show up at the same time and one has candy....hey buddy.

Re: Episode #52 is read to download!!

June 19, 2008 by vanghoul

Another great one. Confused on the LFTD...thought I can't even remember what I am writing. Anxiously awaitng a (did you say 3?) 3 hour episode. That should carry me through a grass cutting and my pile of mulch.

Brickfilms

June 14, 2008 by vanghoul

I really enjoyed this video podcast.... I am not a LEGO person but this podcast is made up of short films people make using only LEGO's.
Very Entertaining.
Horror related....There is a good Frankenstein episode.
Check it out.

Re: New Contest!!!

June 14, 2008 by vanghoul

I don't know how I missed all this....Anyway, I will throw in one last "I am very sorry" to April. I say I think you are holding together quite well. With all that has tanspired you manage to make it to this board and actively participate. Good for you. When you get through this to the other side and life returns to normal you will one day find yourself asking "how did I do all that?". It will be hard work from here on out with Mom, and a few people may tell you your doing a good job. But you'll do it, and what you don't know you'll learn along the way. My wife and I have been doing it for years, she took care of her Dad at home right until the day he died and now she is doing the same with her Mom.
Plus....you have an awesome resource with all the great people here at LOTLD!

Re: Thinking about getting a zombie tattoo

June 9, 2008 by vanghoul

something scary, funny or both? lots of line work or more realism? I'd be glad to help but gonna need more to go on. DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!

Re: Post A Pic Of You And Yer Library Card!

June 8, 2008 by vanghoul

Re: Post A Pic Of You And Yer Library Card!

June 7, 2008 by vanghoul

He still looks like a puppy. Very Cute.

Re: Episode #51 is available

June 5, 2008 by vanghoul

I am actually kicking around the idea of publishing a zombie coloring book.
reason 1. I think some people would buy it for their kids.
reason 2. It would be fun.

Re: Episode #51 is available

June 5, 2008 by vanghoul

Sometimes "fun" can be more important than anything. I can't claim to be a writer, but I surely like writing different things for the forums and the podcasts, simply because it's fun. I have a PalmPilot, and am continuosly adding to a zombie story whenever I have down time. Because it's fun.

Re: lousy limericks

May 18, 2008 by vanghoul

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who kept his wife's head in a bucket.
He loved her in death,
but just couldn't stand her bad breath,
so one day decided to chuck it.

Re: Evil Dead

May 18, 2008 by vanghoul

I admit I love the first one...but I don't remember being as jazzed about the other two. I should revisit. My love for horror came from the Universal Classics and the Hammer films...ahh, saturday afternoon inside glued to the TV, then outside to re-enact what I had just watched. I WAS the wolfman, dammit.

Re: Help pimp my book and website!

May 18, 2008 by vanghoul

absolutely!

Re: "Weapons"

May 15, 2008 by vanghoul

Okay..bring on the undead. I bought this today...$2.85, 18", carbon steel.

Re: Episode #49 is now available!

May 5, 2008 by vanghoul

Another amazing episode Doc...I must admit I really enjoyed the effects you added to my "Letters from the Dead"

Re: Evil Dead

May 1, 2008 by vanghoul

I just picked up Evil Dead on dvd at Wal-mart for $7.50. woohoo.
And something called BUG also for $7.50. Looked good so what the hey.

Re: Retarded Reviews on "LotLD"

April 29, 2008 by vanghoul

Well.. I can see their point. Perhaps someone who has a family member that is mentally challenged would take offense. I am aware of the avenue you took. I think I laughed harder at you trying to maintain your retarded state, more than your retarded "act". Your the Captain of this ship, I'll listen either way on this one.

lost my mind

April 29, 2008 by vanghoul

I jumped the gun on episode 50.
I made some art I thought was nifty.
I completely skipped number 49.
I think I lost my friggin' mind!

Re: Frankenstein

April 29, 2008 by vanghoul

good point, DF. However all parts of the monster were dead and had to be re-animated. Also is Frankenstein really science fiction or horror?