I dedicate this to any fellow vegans and vegetarians.
The sight of blood makes me faint.
The smell of brains makes me ill.
I love carrots, i love beans
show me sprouts and i'll eat my fill.
My ghoulish howl is not meant for you.
No need for fear or anguish.
It's not flesh that I am craving,
I'm looking for a tofu sandwich.
Down the alleys I wander.
I grunt and groan and shuffle.
I'm an undead vegetarian.
I sure would love a truffle.



