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Nov 12 12 5:20 PM

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You got a question?  Share it, I'll wear it, possibly even stare at it, and then, I'll answer it.

No question too big, no question too small.  Come one, come all.  If you don't ask, you won't know, what the zombie knows ... muahahahaaaa.

PS: For safe, reliable, accurate solutions to your problems, consult a zombie.  We won't be right necessarily, but we will be amusing!

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sloggoth

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Nov 13 12 7:36 AM

I just got bit by a zombie, and I'm wondering if I should panic.  I mean, not everyone turns into a flesh eating lunatic, right?  But if I do turn, how can I prepare for my unlife to come?

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Nov 13 12 4:32 PM

I've heard rumors that zombies slit open their lower intestinal tract so they can eat endlessly without exploding. I this true?

Aldon

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Nov 13 12 6:12 PM

I just got bit by a zombie, and I'm wondering if I should panic.  I mean, not everyone turns into a flesh eating lunatic, right?  But if I do turn, how can I prepare for my unlife to come?

-sloggoth

Panic?  Yes.  Prepare?  Sure ... if you've got the time, or the desire to wear lovely clothing ...

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zombiezak

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Nov 13 12 6:14 PM

I've heard rumors that zombies slit open their lower intestinal tract so they can eat endlessly without exploding. I this true?

-aldon

"slit" would imply a premeditated inclination towards such an outcome; it just sorta happens on its own.  We call it necrosis catharsis ...

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Nov 14 12 4:59 PM

Some of the board members are quite creative. Do you think there would be a market for zombie lingerie? I'm thinking of a specialty shop selling cupcakes, cufflinks, handcuffs, and more. I'm thinking that maybe a librarian line would sell out!

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Nov 14 12 5:09 PM

Some of the board members are quite creative. Do you think there would be a market for zombie lingerie? I'm thinking of a specialty shop selling cupcakes, cufflinks, handcuffs, and more. I'm thinking that maybe a librarian line would sell out!

-aldon

Absolutely.  Who else likes kink more than zombies?  NOooooooobudddy!

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Nov 15 12 3:57 PM

Done right I think it could make most of the male population offer themselves to the undead! How come we never hear about Victoria's Undead Secrets collection?

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Nov 20 12 6:47 PM

Sure, but postage is ... past due, or past tense, or past the expiry notifications ... hence, undead...

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