Groanology 2 : A Horror Comedy SUBMISSION CLOSED
The Library of Horror presents -
Groanology 2 : Monsters, Madness, and Mayhem
Edited by Stephanie Kincaid & Bill Tucker
Seeking original previously unpublished stories.
Send us your neurotic nightmares, your Freudian fiends, your tortured soulless souls. We want to read about the heartache, the headache, and most of all that pain in your funny bone that occur when monsters are plagued with psychiatric illnesses
A list of psychiatric disorders to get you started can be found here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mental_disorders_as_defined_by_the_DSM_and_ICD
If it's in the DSM IV, some monster, somewhere has suffered from it. (At least, that’s what we’d like to believe.) Don't feel limited to depression and anxiety, though these are certainly valid choices. We’d like to see some submissions that really go whole-hog (like you’d expect from a zombie pig with delusions of grandeur…you know, just for example).
Word Count is a strict 1,200 to 3,200
RTF Attachment
Courier font size 12
Single-spaced
Please include your name, address, phone number, email address, and word count on the title page.
Payment is 1 cent per word and 1 contributor copy
Last day to submit is September 30th, 2010
Please send submissions to: groanantho2@gmail.com
KA-POW! I immediately thought of a neurotic zombie (Hello, juxtaposition!) so it looks like I'll be submitting to this :D
come to think of it, that'll probably be the first thing into anyone's head hahahhaaaaaaaa
Can I make all the oversexed vampires impotent?
Can I make all the oversexed vampires impotent?
-sloggoth
yes, of course, have you not seen Twilight?
I have done my best not to see Twilight. I think I slipped and let my daughter and niece watch it one night on Netflix and caught a few minutes of it. In some ways, it was the scariest movie I had seen in a long time...
"The vampires-they're all hollow headed-they drone on forever-and oh my God-they're full of sparkle!"
That was what I cried out before being sucked into the vortex that is Twilight.
Awesome idea for horror/humor. I'll need time to think about this one.
My husband is compiling a list of HILARIOUS suggestions. If anyone needs an idea, PM me!
Oooh....has idea...
The obvious one: a vampire who faints at the sight of blood.
Maybe that's not a disorder, but it could be freakin' hilarious.
OH I AM GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS...AGAIN! HEHEHEHHAHAHAHA
OH I AM GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS...AGAIN! HEHEHEHHAHAHAHA
-goatboy
Like white on rice?
Return of the curse of the dawning night of the Hippocrocadogpicwolf she-beast bloodthirsty hunchbacked blind flesh eating killer monster plan from beyond the grave of planet night the 17th part IIIVVVIXXX....cool title huh?
Bit of a mouthful...
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!! oi oi!
(psssst!...she lied! heheheh0
Whoo-hoo, another chance! ...but now I'm gonna have to figure out if my undead cupcakes should be OCD or sociopathic.
Why not both? :D
Oh, man...sociopathic OCD undead cupcakes? I don't think I'm that talented.
