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The Library of Horror presents -  Groanology : Amusing Monster Mash-Ups Unleashed

Looking for original horror stories that are humorous, witty, silly, satirical, or sardonic.  Each story must focus on using two different monsters.  They can be used in the singular, plural, or a combination of both.  Secondary characters may be used, including other monsters, but the two main characters should stand out. 

 

You may use typical monsters (such as witches/warlocks, skeletons, gill people, banshees) or mythological/fantasy  monsters (such as ogres, giants, gorgons, harpies), or urban legend monsters (such as Big Foot, Bloody Mary, El Chupacabra, Jersey Devil). Feel free to use any combination of the different types of monsters you would like.

Please do not use any monsters such as Jason Voorhees, Michael Meyers, Freddy Krueger or any other characters that are not held in the public domain.  If you have a questions regarding a character please pm me.

Word count is a strict 1,200 to 3,200 limit

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Courier Font size 12

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Please include your name, address, phone number, email address and word count on the title page.


In your email please state what two monsters you are using

Send your submission to  amusingmashups@gmail.com


Payment is 1 cent per word and 1 contributor copy

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Nice! I have a question.. when do you sleep, Bill? All of these anthos you edit must keep you awake at all hours!


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Holy crap!  Another anthology?  Seriously?  You people are killing me!!!  *makes the tough decision to shelve the novel once again*

Librarian Per Haud Vita - admin
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well...these will be short stories and submissions will be open for a bit.

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I feel ya scareyworms... I HAVE to finish my book though...

So, Bill... just how long is a bit?

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Librarian Per Haud Vita - admin
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depending on how quick subs come in I am thinking 3 to 4 months at the earliest...I am looking for funny short stories that pack a punch

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My book has waited many, many moons so I guess a few more months won't kill me.  Now I just need to finish the other 7 things I got going on...

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hahahahahaha nice! I will do my best to get something written for this antho.

-Tim

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Awesome.  I like humor, and this sounds like a ball (although I really want to find an unusual pair of monsters).  Of course, I keep submitting to more anthologies here without waiting to find out if you guys like any of them.  I'm really going to look like a chump if I find out that what I am writing is exactly what you don't want.

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Make sure this hits Ralan and Duotrope.

Thanks,

Doc

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Will do Doc!

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Oh my gosh I got an idear...

Curse you Bill!

*scurries off to work on it instead of what she needs to do*

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I will have to mull this one over.  It might take a bit, but I hope I can come up with something for this sucker.  Busy putting together my Probing Uranus story at the moment though.

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Librarian Per Haud Vita - admin
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just keep in mind..it just came out...no one needs to rush...all work is considered until the deadline - when that is established.

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Ohhhh, geesh.  Another one?  I gotta try and do another one?  Crikey.....

PS:  I think you have a typo in your submission guideline:

"...or any other characters that are not held in the public domain."

I think you meant: "...or any other characters that are held in the public domain."

Just mentioning it...

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ah...you are so correct....give that man a cookie!

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Ooooo, nom nom nom.  Where's the blood splattering juice pak centre?

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its in there...keep eatin'

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"...or any other characters that are not held in the public domain."

I think you meant: "...or any other characters that are held in the public domain."
Just mentioning it...

-zombiezak

I think you have it right Grindy.
"Don't use any characters that aren't held in the public domain" is the same as "use characters that are in the public domain" - it's a double negative, surely the "don't" and "are not" cancel each other out?
Or is that just in mathematics? LOL.

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Perhaps Bill needs an Editor?winkdevil

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