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Its big, its meaty and it makes men drool! Go look!

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holy shit my brain just exploded.... I am in shock sir....as soon as i get back on my feet I am doing that everyday

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I think an artery just asploded somewhere in my body.

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I think my heart is begging for mercy and weeping uncontrollably.

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I was going to start a thread called "These are a few of my favorite things"  but your title works.


I get a boner, (well boner envy), when I cut a piece of bailing twine with another piece of bailing twine.

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Looks like I have to go to the store twice today.  I don't have any onion.

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Mmmmmm, pizza-bacon-cheeseburger.  vegetarians don't know what they're missing.

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teehee stupid vegitarians

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I present ... the meat hand and yes I plan to make these for a family get together:

http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2009/10/27/meat-hand/

nom nom nom

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Being the arrogant bastard that I am, I love my own turkey and dressing.  Or chicken and dressing.  Or pork and dressing, whatever meat you want to put in it.

I make the best effin' meat and dressing around.  It's better than turkey, sweet potatoes, gravy, green beans with onions and bacon, and pumpkin pie all rolled in to one.

I make it year round, but nothing beats meat and dressing made with the broth that can be wrought with turkey giblets and various additions cooked all day while the turkey bakes underneath.  It's heavenly!  And it makes me feel funny in my pants just thinking about it for Thanksgiving...

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I present ... the meat hand and yes I plan to make these for a family get together:
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nom nom nom

-crusis

WOW!  That's a morbid bit of food...I love it!  The onion fingernails are a nice touch, and the onion bone sticking out the back.  Mmmmmmmm!

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I think I'm going to be sick :(

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I think I might make one of those pizza burger things.

I'll have to invite Kenny

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I think I'm going to be sick :(

-reverendaustin

Hmmmm.  Are you of the strictly veggie eating type (vegmaterian/vegan), or is it just American over indulgence that sickens you about this monstrous pizza burger?

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Just looking at those photos gave me a stroke.

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Hmmmm.  Are you of the strictly veggie eating type (vegmaterian/vegan), or is it just American over indulgence that sickens you about this monstrous pizza burger?

-robertessig

The latter.  Defintely the latter. grin

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It might be just a country philosophy but I only eat what I can catch. Wrestling animals out of sacks and boxes that been dead over a month ain't my thing. Family raises cattle, I've chased and been chased by them. Shot a bull point blank in the skull and still had the bastard chase me up a tree and keep me there for half an hour. Dragged 100lb intestines into the deep woods...possibly the last thing you want to have in your possession while in cougar country... and spent 5 straight hours dissecting the heffers into small enough parts to wrap and transport to a certified butcher. After all this I prefer to stick with fish and birds, at least, when I throw something at them they flee for their lives. Freaking Cows.   


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teehee stupid vegitarians

-darkwingmantis

cryinghey, me no stoopid!  wink
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Hey BBM!  Good to see you!

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Hey BBM!  Good to see you!

-floridapossum

Yo.

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