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"The Moron's Guide to the Inevitable Zombocalypse" -- Now open for submissions!!

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Library of the Living Dead Press presents “The Moron's Guide to the Inevitable Zombocalypse”

Submissions are open and will close when filled.

This book will be comprised of articles on how to deal with the inevitable zombie uprising. You know it's coming, we know it's coming, the dead know it's coming because they are even now plotting how to make you life a living hell when they return. So we need to organize now!

There is one slight departure from the typical zombie guide. This will be comprised of humorous articles and guides on how to survive. We want you to BRING THE FUNNY! Did you see Shaun of the Dead? You get the idea. We want you to take every zombie cliche in the book and turn it on it's head. Make fun of the movies, novels, guides, and most of all make it FUNNY!

Standard manuscript format

RTF attachment
Courier font
Double spaced
No multiple submissions

1000 - 7000 words If you have a great idea for a FAQ or something similar and it is under 1K, please contact me and we can discuss how to work the article in if it fits.

Send submissions to: stupidzombies@gmail.com

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This sounds like fun, someone needs to contact Jeff Strand. It'll be a MUST-BUY if he's in it.

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Sweet!!!

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Hope you don't mind, I sent an email to Jeff with these guidelines.
Cheers!

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That's great, Keith! Many thanks. 

-Tim

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i think i may have to submit something with my dry wit firmly placed in my as...hey!

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Been waiting for this one!  I love it!

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Oh I think I'm in on this!

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If I did something spoofing the live action Resident Evil movies, would that be okay?

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If I did something spoofing the live action Resident Evil movies, would that be okay?

-cjacobsmeyer

Can you make it some sort of an article? As long as it sticks to the survival guide format I am cool with it.

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I've got a great idea for this one, but I think I may have to sit this one out.  I'm swamped at the moment with other stories and novels.

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You gotta do something for this NC! You gotta.

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This looks fun.  I've been waiting for these guidelines.

I'll have to crank up the funny and get to work on an article.

I'm betting scareyworms writes something hilarious.  Some of her comments crack me up!

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I'll think about it, but I really need to get some other stories done, and I want to get another novel done by the end of the year.

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Standard pay rate?  $0.01/word?

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yes! I forgot to add that.

.01 per word and one contributor's copy

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This looks fun.  I've been waiting for these guidelines.
I'll have to crank up the funny and get to work on an article.
I'm betting scareyworms writes something hilarious.  Some of her comments crack me up!

-robertessig

grinAren't you a sweetie? 
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I am working on something that is told more in a "Well, tell us your story" format. It's gonna be pretty damn funny and tongue in cheek - making fun of two things that I know a lot about - Cajuns and LSU fans!

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I received the fist submission for this already and it was great! It was just the sort of thing that we are looking for. So congrats to you Chris B, I'll email you later today. 

-Tim

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Really? Oh happy dance time! haha, that was so fun to write! haha, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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