The 'Now Everyone's Gone To Horror Realm, The Rest of Us Can Finally Set Our Secret Mutiny Plan Into Action And Take Over The Library' thread
Arrrr, me hearties! This rotten galleon belongs t' us now, aarrrr haarrrr shiver me femurs!
i nominate the rev to take full blame if the mutiny fails.
WHAT!? That's mutiny, that is!
A pirate's life for me! Sign me up, Rev! Our pirate flag should be Fred in the thong, me thinks.
Agreed! I like the cut of your jib, scareyworms! You can be First Mate, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
now are we talking errol flynn pirates or johnny depp pirates?
Yay--First Mate! *dons Hello Kitty eye patch*
Why not both? Suave and drunk pirates....a recipe for high-seas hilarity starts NOW!
Just for you, scareyworms:
Oh, I love her! I made up a joke for a wee lad last weekend that suits this perfectly
What do pirate cats say?
"Meyarrr!"
he laughed so hard he almost peed, which in turn made me laugh so hard i almost peed
WHY ARE PIRATES CALLED PIRATES?
BECAUSE THEY AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Hehehee.
i almost peed
-scareyworms
don't hold back, just let it go.
thats what i do. well, just a squirt.
not really, but i'd laugh if someone pee'd their pants because they were laughing so much.
i want the biggest cannon on the seas. not so much to blow up anything, but to reassurt my masculinity for wearing knitted tights that pirates wear.
"I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out" it GRINDS MY GEARS when that happens!
You can have the biggest cannon if you like (ooo er missus)
b
one of my old bosses laughed so hard, she fell down and then peed her pants. i laughed, oh did i laugh!
but i'd laugh if someone pee'd their pants because they were laughing so much.
-junkenstein99
Oh em gee! Really? That's horrible, but incredibly funny!
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