McQuade Med
Any mad scientists out there? I am working on a serum that will change the face of the world today. Imagine…No more homeless, no more politicians, and no more grants that fall through because of those damn financial advisors. Yes! I am talking about turning every human being into zombie (everyone except for us of course). I have come to an impasse and require the knowledge and creative intuition of others in the field of Mad Scientry. Currently I am on step 6 of my 10 step plan. I just need to find the proper equation and the right additives to bring them back. Oh…If you were thinking about brain dead slaves I’m sorry but that is just absurd. The dead will walk and the living will die. Except us! If you feel that you can lend a helping hand, join me. Hi! I’m Dr. Frank McQuade and am eager to work with the right people. If you are one of them please call 1-800-1UNDEAD. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!
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