I'm getting this at my local Borders. They are used to me coming in and asking about strange books!
-Crusis
Uh - not that your your book is strange. haha, that didn't sound right when I wrote it.
Should have seen the look the the guys face when I picked up Drop Dead Gorgeous, Plague of the Dead and Dying to Live in one shot. He flipped throught the covers and sort of shook his hand afterward like he got it dirty. Meanwhile I'm grinning like a lunatic as I hand over my credit card.
-Crusis
Can't wait to read it! I love your work!
Can't wait to read it! I love your work!
-chrisadler
What he said!
What he said!
-theblackempty
Hey...... that post looks strangely familiar! 
Hey...... that post looks strangely familiar! [image]
[image]-chrisadler
Hey, I know a good line when I see it!
It's simple yet says it all, straight to the point.
Nobody was watching it, so I thought, I'll just borrow it for a post or two.
One thing led to another and well...
Its mine!
Mine. Mine. Mine I tell you!
*Stifles a sob*
Ok, Im sorry, you can have it back.
(What he said.)
There you go.
Just take it!
Take it before I change my mind.
I'm not crazy!
I'm not!
Hey, I know a good line when I see it!
It's simple yet says it all, straight to the point.
Nobody was watching it, so I thought, I'll just borrow it for a post or two.
One thing led to another and well...
Its mine!
Mine. Mine. Mine I tell you!
*Stifles a sob*
Ok, Im sorry, you can have it back.
(What he said.)
There you go.
Just take it!
Take it before I change my mind.
I'm not crazy!
I'm not!
-theblackempty
Well I don't want it now! You used it and I don't know what kind of weird germs you might have! I let someone else use a line of mine once and when they gave it back it had all this sticky black stuff on it. See there, I just looked at the line and and it's got something on it! What is that anyway?!? Is that your Snot? You could have at least washed it first!
Oh what the Hell........... You can use it when ever you what. Just wash it next time before you try to return it. OK?!?!?!?
Well I don't want it now! You used it and I don't know what kind of weird germs you might have! I let someone else use a line of mine once and when they gave it back it had all this sticky black stuff on it. See there, I just looked at the line and and it's got something on it! What is that anyway?!? Is that your Snot? You could have at least washed it first!
Oh what the Hell........... You can use it when ever you what. Just wash it next time before you try to return it. OK?!?!?!?-chrisadler
Oh...
sorry bout that.
Here you go...
*Tosses What he said into a vat of disinfectant and sets it to boil*
*Pulls out What he said from the boiling hot disinfectant in the vat and polishes it up to a high gloss*
*WHAT* HE* SAID*
There you go, all nice and shiney!
*Cross fingers behind my back*
I promise, I will never take it again!
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Eric, I really can’t wait to read this!
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