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Infected - member
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Just saying "hello" before digging deeper into the forums!

I'm a writer and podcaster, author of the free zombie novel Toothless. The book is sort of a 12th century zombie apocalypse with more than a few twists--Knights Templar, demons, and more. Also, much of it is told through the zombie's POV. Please check it out at http://www.jpmooreonline.com/.

I live and write in New Jersey, and am on vacation. This is a good day!

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Horror/Fantasy Writer, author of TOOTHLESS, the free zombie audiobook www.jpmooreonline.com/
Librarian Emeritus - member
1014 posts

Welcome to the forum!  Your book sounds interesting, and I too am on vacation.  I'll check it out, although I do have a ton of books to read at the moment.

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Reanimated - member
172 posts

HI,
Welcome to the forum.
Did you bring coffee?

Librarian Per Haud Vita - founder
4695 posts

Welcome JP to "The Library".

I can fix that "toothless" zombie if you want.

We're glad your here!

Doc

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Dying - member
40 posts

Sounds pretty cool, I know I'll it check out your stuff!

Good Librarian - member
612 posts

Welcome and don't forget to bring cookies to feed the zombies.

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Reanimated - member
172 posts

Welcome JP to "The Library".
I can fix that "toothless" zombie if you want.
We're glad your here!
Doc

-dr-pus


Doc, you should set up a booth at horror realm for doing work on people's teeth!

I need an implant put in, so you could do that while I'm there.

Librarian Emeritus - admin
3727 posts

Hey ya JP, a big welcome to you from the forums. I think your story was pimped by Brother D over at Mailorderzombie this week. He really liked it.

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Lose the beard, he looks like a dirty wizard or a homeless santa.
Librarian Emeritus - admin
1701 posts

Welcome to library of the living dead, did you bring sammichs???

*points* gooble Gobble ONE OF US!!!

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Infected - member
6 posts

Thanks for all of the kind words! No sammiches or coffee here, unfortunately.

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Horror/Fantasy Writer, author of TOOTHLESS, the free zombie audiobook www.jpmooreonline.com/
Good Librarian - member
272 posts


Doc, you should set up a booth at horror realm for doing work on people's teeth!
I need an implant put in, so you could do that while I'm there.

-dreamingneonblack

OMG, I so need dental care!

And welcome aboard teh board!  Cookies are welcome, as is bacon, or bacon cookies.

Librarian Emeritus - admin
1701 posts

GIR!! WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?

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They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose. Nor Spake nor moved their eyes. It had been strange, even in a dream, to have seen those dead men rise
Good Librarian - member
796 posts

Gir is my hero.

And welcome to the forum, JP!

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Librarian Emeritus - member
1020 posts

There's bacon in the soap so it will tast better when we have to wash our mouths out with it. Welcome JP.

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Aldon
Librarian Emeritus - member
3408 posts

Hello, JP.

Welcome to the Library.  

I'm ever so hopeful that you brought some cookies.  It would, quite frankly be the Zee's knees if you did.  For, you see, in order to keep the zombies in their natural, passive state, they must be fed.  Cookies work best, followed by bacon; brains and other "meat" organs are usually the last resort, when nothing else avails itself.

Have fun, and don't forget to feed the Zeeeeee's!

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Infected - member
6 posts
Bacon cookies? Wow! Why didn't I come here sonner?

RE: Brother D ... I got a mention in the podcast? Which episode?
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Horror/Fantasy Writer, author of TOOTHLESS, the free zombie audiobook www.jpmooreonline.com/
Librarian Emeritus - admin
3727 posts

I think it was 74 but maybe 73. I'll have to redownload them and check for you but it was a favourable review.

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Good Librarian - member
557 posts

Also, much of it is told through the zombie's POV.

-jpmoore

Welcome to the forums, JP.  I'm also working on a zombie novella told from the zombie point of view and the good Dr. is serialzing it as part of the podcast.

Where is this New Jersey place of which you speak?  Is that somewhere in the USA?

-nr

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Librarian Emeritus - member
1134 posts

Hi there!

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Librarian Emeritus - member
1134 posts

GIR!! WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?

-darkwingmantis

doom doom doom...doom doom doom doom...
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