Hello good librarians!
I am doing a blog/diary called The Zombie Wilson Diaries. It's the humerous daily account of a guy stuck on an island with only a female zombie for a companion. The first entry is up and it is called My Girlfriend has Crabs.
If any artists would like to contribute some free artwork, simple stuff, like hand drawings - even creative stick figures would work well (the only thing I can draw is a stick donkey). No fame or fortune sought, this is just for fun. PM me or drop me a line at opeth36@gmail.com. Thanks. Of course any contributors will get full props/links to their stuff so that the 8 people who read my blog can check out your stuff.
The next entry is called My Girlfriend Doesn't Talk Much. Should have it up in a day or two.
-Crusis
Pretty clever brother. 'My girlfriend has crabs---Hah!
Hysterical! Looking forward to the next entry.
Tim has given me permission to do this on the podcast. It's already recorded and will be in #88.
This things a hoot!!
Doc
That's awesome Doc.
HAH, Robinson Curusoe never had to deal with these problems.
-Tim
The next post is up. It's called My Girlfriend Doesn't Talk Much.
http://zombie-wilson.blogspot.com/
The next one is called My Girlfriend Likes to be Tied Up. Should be up in a few days.
-Crusis
These are incredibly well written and funny as hell Crusis!! Write enough of them and we have oursleves a new novel!
I don't know if I can keep the gag going long enough - but I'll roll em out as they hit me. I do have the next three or four plotted. My daughter might do some stick figure art for the blog.
I'm already 10K into my next book about a WW II concentration camp survior who came to America with a very peculiar form of vamperism. It's called ...
<drum roll>
Bring me the Night
I only now got the Wilson reference. I am dumb.
Loving this so far, though. Keep 'em coming!
My 16 year old daughter Victoria did the new killer KILLER artwork. She is actually quite an artist but she did stick figures for this.
-Crusis
The new entry is up. It's called My Girlfriend Likes to be Tied Up.
http://zombie-wilson.blogspot.com/
Added art work for the first three days as well.
-Crusis
Loving it, I can't wait to hear the Doc read this!
That title is a big improvement over 'My girlfriend has crabs.' Not that there's anything wrong with that. : )
I love the first title, cracks me up everytime but mainly for the look on peoples faces when I say it. Yeah for juvenile humor!
The next chapter is called My Girlfriend's Husband Smells.
You have a flair for titles, brother! : )
He also has a flair for writing!
I find this blog just incredibly funny. Sophomoric humor (what Crusis calls juvenile) is just right up my darkened alley! I'm loving this bunches.
Thank you kindly gentlemen! This is just a fun little side project but who knows where it will go.
-Crusis
Hope everyone had a great 4th! No rest for the wicked here, I just upped the latest entry in the Zombie Wilson diaries. It's called:
My Girlfriend's Husband Smells. I meant for this to be a short entry and it ended up being about 1700 words. Oops.
http://zombie-wilson.blogspot.com/
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