Why didn't I think of this? There is a book coming out with man-eating unicorns!
(Ok, I did think of it once during a drug and alcohol fueled nightmare, but I forgot to write it down when I woke up in the emergency room.)
-nr
Man eating spaghetti monsters!1
Creeping Death, are you a card carrying member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as well? Funny about the unicorns . . . a couple of weeks back I decided to try my hand at a fantasy short story as I had never really tackled that genre before. My main character had a deep seated phobia of unicorns as he had seen a pack of them strip the flesh of a man in under two minutes. Now if I pursue this idea, I'll just seem like a hack
Sadly my request to join the church of the Flying Spagehetti Monster was declined when one of the great one's deciples smelt red sauce on my breath. He said they couldn't have my kind of people in their church. =(
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