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OH SHIT ZOBPOCALYPSE IS FREAKIN' HERE

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Dying - member
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oh shit oh shit oh shit , as the tittle say its freakin here ! yesterday i hear of a complex they have here in the dominican republic who is under going a study of the rabies infection / virus yes i didn't belive it either but the premises at la vega institute , over here in the dominican republic . shit ! thats going to mess up the release of my new book if this shit goes down but ill be posting a pic soon to show you the first 3 people to be infected they havent yet died but they have bitten other people , as soon as i can figure out  what the hell is going on ill post . damnit ! you guys got to check out this  shit !!!!!!!

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A Vicarious Zombie
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look forward to it

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I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead Chillin' at the beach, down at Club Med
Dying - member
47 posts

For real? How come no one else has taken notice? How come no one on this board can find anything else? I mean...I'm gonna look it up. But one can only hope as miked said.

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Uhmmmm, I actually had already looked it up.  Sorry, team.  But, the truth is not out there.  My crack team of Zee Deleters have already been through all the news circuits.

There's nothing to see here.....Move along.....

grin

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zombies and cookies and brains, oh my! zombies and cookies and brains, oh my! zombies and cookies and brains, oh my!
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Yea, my team checked it out too, nothing.

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You've got red on you.
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aww c'mon you mean I have to make my car payment? shit!

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I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead Chillin' at the beach, down at Club Med
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I know, right, and I have to pay my bills, shit!

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You've got red on you.
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We all do. I guess that's one good thing that comes out of the zompocalypse.

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To forgive is to suffer
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Note to Zombpocalypse Organizers:

Maintain a healthy, stable financial delivery system.  We got to make sure people can still pay their bills ...

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zombies and cookies and brains, oh my! zombies and cookies and brains, oh my! zombies and cookies and brains, oh my!
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Thats what I love about Zak, I know I'm safe until you show to eat me.

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Knock, knock ...

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zombies and cookies and brains, oh my! zombies and cookies and brains, oh my! zombies and cookies and brains, oh my!
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Oh no ya don't!

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You've got red on you.
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grin

Who, me?  Nawwwww, couldn't be.

I'm just trying to cause trouble....

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zombies and cookies and brains, oh my! zombies and cookies and brains, oh my! zombies and cookies and brains, oh my!
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What was that noise?

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1701 posts

Sweet, Zak will be first inline for the government issue Brains

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

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You've got red on you.
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Not me!  I was eating cheeseburgers instead!

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zombies and cookies and brains, oh my! zombies and cookies and brains, oh my! zombies and cookies and brains, oh my!
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1161 posts

MAde of what?... Cows?

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Good Librarian - member
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Taken from BoingBoing

Here's something a little more concrete:

"The headline is a keeper: "Metairie man says stranger chewed, swallowed after taking bite out of his arm." The story is horrible, but more frightening still, it suggests the imminent threat of a worsening zombie onslaught.

Lancellotti said he tried to defend himself with a garden rake. As the men struggled over the rake, the stranger bent over and bit Lancellotti on his right forearm, the report said. Lancellotti's flesh ripped away as he fell to the ground. The man then got on top of Lancellotti and began choking him, the report said. It was then that neighbor Chantal Lorio, a podiatrist and director of the Wound Center at East Jefferson General Hospital, came out to check on Lancellotti. Lorio said Monday that she first thought Lancellotti was having a heart attack and the other man was trying to help him.
The stranger was still gripping Lancellotti as Lorio noticed her neighbor was lying in a pool of blood. She didn't learn what happened until she began dressing the wound -- with the stranger still clutching her neighbor's shirt.
"He said, 'He bit my arm, chewed the flesh and swallowed it in front of me,' " Lorio recalled. She said the bite measured almost 3 by 1 1/2 inches, and was less than 1/4-inch deep."

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Scary

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