Appear one morning asking if you wanted to buy a new lotion that gives skin a healty glow, you would?
I, for one, would pull out my gieger counter to check if the lotion was radioactive. IF it was, I would come up with an excuse for not wanting it. If it wasn't... ditto
Invite him in and wait for the next Jehovah's Witness to come knocking.
Ask him if he was there to help change the brakes in the car with me this weekend.
Offer him a cookie and say: "My, how nice and tasty your skin looks....."
I would ask him if he knows ZombieZak and if he ever wants to appalogize for biting me. It still hurts like hell... Then I would invite him for some Corona. A new friendship will be born...
Well, I think I would shove a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains out.
Good choice!
well you would be crazy to accept anything from a zombie.... Zak excluded of course.
It could be a very weel dressed, persistant, intellegent, and polite zombie that uses the lotion so it has a faux healthy glow.
well you would be crazy to accept anything from a zombie.... Zak excluded of course.
-miked
Good call! 
It could be a very weel dressed, persistant, intellegent, and polite zombie that uses the lotion so it has a faux healthy glow.
-creeping-death
What kind of lotion would that have to be? Magic lotion? I had a friend in high school with bad acne. The doctor put him on some nasty pills. (this was the 80's) I cant remember the name of it. It dried out his skin so bad it would peal off on scales. he would use Vaseline on his face, it helped a little but you could still notice some thing wasn't quite right.
I took that for awhile when I was a kid. It also had an adverse reaction to sunlight.
Nasty.
oh right he did. Lots of comic book reading in side the house. I forgot all about that
So it looks like all that time away from others wasnt such a bad thing.
be greatful, I won't have to pay anymore bills.
Appear one morning asking if you wanted to buy a new lotion that gives skin a healty glow, you would?
-creeping-death
Remind them that guns come in pink.
-nr
PRICELESS!
If he was a well-dressed intelligent zombie I'd very politely tell him "No, thank you. I already have a nice healthy glow." It always pays to be polite first. If it was a mindless zombie I'd look for the closest weapon.
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