Ok. So, we gots:
Zombies
Vampires
Skeletons
What other kinds of "undead" or "not quite but maybe they are or maybe they aren't but for the sake of argument we'll call them dead" types are there? And why is one "better" or "worse" than the other? And who'd win?
Well, I think it safe to say where my bets are. Zombies. Why? 'Cause they just don't know when to stop. They keep coming and coming and coming and no matter how many you put down, there's always another dozen coming around the corner to fill the void.
Now share, dang it!