Dead Haikus

Now I will have to go look it up! All I know about Haikus is that buffy the vampire slayer said they sounded like sneezes!

Ok, last Haiku I wrote was a requirement in my advanced English class and I hated the fuckin' class. But for you all, I'll give it another shot...if it sucks, I'm sorry...

Mindlessly going through the day
Baby Girl Minxie drooled & groaned
Oh Shit, she's not dead yet

Come on guys and gals, let's get them rolling. If you don't know what a Haiku is ... Google it.

Librarians need haikus
Zombies are a must
Putrified Poetry waits.

Zombies, Zombies, all around
Can they eat your brain?
You don't have one, never mind!

oh good. i was going to suggest this.

i am ...modified... lots of tattooos, scars, stretched ear lobes and metal in my dangly bits... anyway, i am on a social networking site, iam.bmezine.com sort of a you have to have tattoos and modifications to get in. anywaym there is a zombie haiku forum i post on. good stuff.

5/7/5

i will post some more after i unwind and think

Is penis envy allowed
Rigor mortis now
I always have a stiffy

That is dead but will not die
bullet to the brain
even the undead may die.

Okay, I'm a lit freak, so no one shoot me for helping out - a haiku is three lines of poetry. Nothing has to rhyme but the first line has five syllables, the second has seven and the third has five again.

An example:

Mouth full of razors
Liquid rubies on her lips
And life feeds on life

I hope that helps a little! :D

I didn't notice that mouth full of razors at your check-up gypsygirl.

Oh, they're retractable. Muahaha!

Damn. I'll have to wear my shark gloves next time.

Ok, just so we can get it out of the way and before someone else does it ....

LAND SHARK !!

Back to the Dead Haikus !!!

"Who is it?"

"Um...flowers..."

"Flowers for whom?"

"...Plumber, ma'am..." ;D

Warm and bloody brains
Make my tummy happy-dance
...Cold brains? Not so much.

Candy Gram