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This was a blast the last time we did them. But I think we lost all of them on the old forum.

 Soooooo, I want y'all to write a bunch of them and I plan on having a "Putrified Poetry" with all haikus. And of course all of them will end up in the book "Putrified Poetry: Rotten Rhymes for Undead Times". Coming soon from "Library of the Living Dead" publishing.

Post em here!

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Now I will have to go look it up! All I know about Haikus is that buffy the vampire slayer said they sounded like sneezes!

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Ok, last Haiku I wrote was a requirement in my advanced English class and I hated the fuckin' class. But for you all, I'll give it another shot...if it sucks, I'm sorry...

Mindlessly going through the day
Baby Girl Minxie drooled & groaned
Oh Shit, she's not dead yet

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Uhm, uhm, uhmm ... 
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Come on guys and gals, let's get them rolling. If you don't know what a Haiku is ... Google it.

Librarians need haikus
Zombies are a must
Putrified Poetry waits.

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i hunger for brains
There's no worry there
Humans are everywhere!


More to follow ........... (whether good or otherwise remains to be seen...)
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Zombies, Zombies, all around
Can they eat your brain?
You don't have one, never mind!

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oh good. i was going to suggest this.

i am ...modified... lots of tattooos, scars, stretched ear lobes and metal in my dangly bits... anyway, i am on a social networking site, iam.bmezine.com sort of a you have to have tattoos and modifications to get in. anywaym there is a zombie haiku forum i post on. good stuff.

5/7/5

i will post some more after i unwind and think

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"Trapped in Time
Surrounded by Evil
Low on Gas"

A favoured bit.
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Is penis envy allowed
Rigor mortis now
I always have a stiffy

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That is dead but will not die
bullet to the brain
even the undead may die.

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Okay, I'm a lit freak, so no one shoot me for helping out - a haiku is three lines of poetry. Nothing has to rhyme but the first line has five syllables, the second has seven and the third has five again.

An example:

Mouth full of razors
Liquid rubies on her lips
And life feeds on life

I hope that helps a little! :D

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No shooting from me. 5-7-5 is the 'proper' way. All the variations are for people that can't make the words fit!
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I didn't notice that mouth full of razors at your check-up gypsygirl.

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Oh, they're retractable. Muahaha!

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Damn. I'll have to wear my shark gloves next time.

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Ok, just so we can get it out of the way and before someone else does it ....

LAND SHARK !!

Back to the Dead Haikus !!!

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"Who is it?"

"Um...flowers..."

"Flowers for whom?"

"...Plumber, ma'am..." ;D

Warm and bloody brains
Make my tummy happy-dance
...Cold brains? Not so much.

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Candy Gram

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