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yes. for those of you who may not know me, i am badhammer, mr. goodwrench's evil cousin. To clear some things up real quick:
1. i said some bad shit about the show in the past. gave it a 1 star review, changed the review to 2.
2. heard a song the good doctor wrote about me, and his rebuttal insults were played off intelligently enough that they made me laugh. I changed my mind. that is at least 4 stars right there. no one has ever written me a song.
3. yes, i dress up as a pirate. and a zombie. and sometimes like an ordinary jackoff. but i assume most of you do the same, excluding the pirate thing.
4. i did not like the first few episodes of the show because it was not the kind of horror/zombie podcast i had grown accustomed to. I REALLY LIKE THE SHOW NOW. The writing presented on each episode for the most part has improved.
5. I am here as a listener of the show. I feel that the doctor and i have made our peace. if anyone here has anything to say to me, say it now. I know i read somewhere that if i encountered the doctor on the street i wouldn't have the balls to say what i said. well, if it was at the time when i did not like the show i would have told him how i felt, but iif it were now as a listener i would probably say good show, good zombie walk/horror fest/whatever.

thanks for your time.

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Welcome Badhammer to the "Library of the Living Dead" forum. Just to let you know, my "Good Librarians" are a group of wonderful people who would back me up with their very lives. They're that rabid and I just love them bunches. Without these great members I would never have made it as far as I have. They really are quite stupendous folks.

We have no flaming at all here on the forum. So you will be welcomed with open undead arms. DancingFred may even wear his thong for you. (But we hope not!)

We all are voracious in our love for the undead. And yes we do dress up as zombies, especially for Zombie Walks. So, it's not strange or weird to us that you do the same. Every one has their own cool things they like to do. Pirates are cool as hell too. We "Librarians" wear our zombie outfits and blood as a badge of honor. We are the fringe group that alot of mundane people think as weird. Fuck 'em, I've always been weird, and I like it.

Welcome to the "Library" Badhammer. You're gonna have a helluva good time!

 

Doc

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Welcome Badhammer. Ever thought of dressing up as a zombie pirate? That would be extra extra cool!

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Welcome to the forum.

Doc is correct, he's created a home for all of us misfits and everyone is welcome.

You said your apology and made your peace, there's no reason to keep apologizing. Just come on in and post away. Have a little fun, it's what we do here.

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Welcome!

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Welcome indeed!

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Aldon
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Hey Badhammer...
I guess I owe you an apology as well. Well, Sorry for saying anything out of line. This is one of the best forums i've been apart of, and being a fan of the Docs since his real horror days, I got defensive at the (what I thought was) attack. Hope you stick around for a while.

Mike

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hey guys. i can't post from my phone and my job treats me as though they really do have zombies slaving away in the back room.

i would like to try to upload a picture of my cousin and i last year. he was a zombie pirate and i was the bald corporate zombie you see in my picture.

okay, looks like i got it up here.

i'm really glad that the doctor has such a following. i have seen this with a few other podcasts, that's when you know they are good.

what day is the show released on, or does it kind of just come out? i want to know when my downloads will complete me for that week.

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disco is not dead, it does however hang out with the undead.

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Glad to see you hear badhammer. Nice outfit too!

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thanks.

other than the latex, my zombie outfit was pretty cheap.

suit jacket $3
suit Pants $2
neck tie $1
makeup, toilet paper, fake blood... (had it on hand)

making kids shit themselves in fear ... priceless.

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Dude I'm glad your with us. Doc show has a way of growing on you, I'm sure you will enjoy more and more each time. If the Doc is good with you then so am I. Nice Zombie look by the way.

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Excellent pics Badhammer. Will you be attending Zombie Fest 2008 at the Monroeville Mall this year? Gonna be a helluva big zombie walk and you'd fit right in.
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Welcome to the Library, Badhammer!

Have fun and remember to always bring extra cookies!
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Is that loo roll and latex over the top it, then painted?

Looks real good.

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The guy beside you looks like Phil Lynott from "Thin Lizzy"!!
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And by cookies, Zombie Zak means brains.

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i hope to be able to attend zombie fest. not sure though. i really can't describe to you how much i really work... far too much of my life is spent working (slaving) over a hot grill. i find myself having day dreams of being a zombie cook. haha

let's see. yeah, i actually mastered my zombie makeup from the behind the scenes of "porn of the dead". for those of you who are at all interested in the ol' in-n-out... porn of the dead provides that and a little of the old ultra violence, along with some great low budget makeup.

oat meal is the secret ingredient that i forgot to mention. it gives great texture. use liquid latex and dried latex (like latex gloves found in kitchens or doctors offices), work them in layers and you can create pockets of gore with the dried latex.

i'm exhausted and all over the place with my words. thank you everyone for making me feel welcome. glad to be a part of the community and hopefully i will share my writing with you

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i will bring the brains too..

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